WONDER-TONIC: Sneak Peek! The Exciting Climax Of My Screenplay TIME RIFT 2: FANGS OF THE ROUNDTABLE
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Here is the mind-blowing climax of the second installment in the TIME RIFT universe. Any comments welcome!
INT. CASTLE - NIGHT
The VAMPIRE KNIGHTS sit around a ROUNDTABLE dividing GOLD. They can’t believe they just killed Rocky “Ripcord” Kelvin in a joust.
SIR DRACULA (drinking blood from a RUBY GOBLET)
“The only thing sweeter than this gold will be the blood of lady Guinevere!”
The camera PANS to LADY GUINEVERE, tied to a chair and bruised, but still SMOKIN HOT. Sir Dracula reaches out and touches her face with his METAL HAND.
Suddenly, a NOISE comes from behind him. A FAINT BLUE LIGHT appears in the middle of the air. All the VAMPIRE KNIGHTS take notice. The BLUE LIGHT starts to GROW and GROW until it becomes a STARGATE-ESQUE PORTAL.
SIR FANGSALOT (confused)
“It couldn’t be!”
SQUIRE BLOOD (in disbelief)
“He died at the joust today!”
All the VAMPIRE KNIGHTS stand and take out their BROADSWORDS. The VAMPIRE MINSTRELS stop playing. It’s TENSE AS HELL.
The faint sound of Kid Rock’s “BAWITDABA” comes from the portal. The VAMPIRE KNGHTS don’t know WHAT IS GOING ON. It gets LOUDER and LOUDER until ROCKY “RIPCORD” KELVIN STEPS OUT OF THE PORTAL, ALIVE AND IN ONE PIECE AND WEARING AN AMERICAN WORLD WAR TWO UNIFORM. He’s holding a BOOMBOX that’s BLASTING “BAWITDABA.”
ROCKY (with meaning)
“Looks like a real nice party you’re having here.”
Rocky cocks his STANDARD ISSUE THOMPSON SUBMACHINE GUN FROM WORLD WAR TWO.
ROCKY (intensely)
“Hope you don’t mind if I invited some friends.”
The VAMPIRE KNIGHTS look at each other, unsure WHAT IS GOING ON. Rocky looks back to the portal.
ROCKY (badass)
“Let’s storm this beach!”
Rocky PUMPS the boombox and the 101st AIRBORNE DIVISION FROM 1944 RUSHES OUT OF THE PORTAL, GUNS BLAZING.
Rocky goes to Guinvere while the AMERICAN SOLDIERS FROM THE PAST BEAT ASS
Rocky (deeply)
“Sorry it took me so long.”
GUINEVERE (hot)
“Oh, Rocky! I thought you were dead!”
ROCKY (awesome)
“I was. But then I changed the future.”
They MAKE OUT. The AMERICAN SOLDIERS FROM THE PAST keep kicking ass because they know if they kill the medieval vampires now, HITLER WON’T EXIST LATER.
